she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Someone came in the potted fern
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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