so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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