i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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