I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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