their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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