if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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