Sry I called you an 8
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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