in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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