I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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