physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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