I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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