before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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