Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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