It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again