Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC