tell your sister to shave her snatch
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"