batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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