New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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