next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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