Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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