like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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