I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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