i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
