She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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