who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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