dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I can't put those talents on a resume
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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