I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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