They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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