bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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