OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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