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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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