Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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