If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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