Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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