we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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