so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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