I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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She needs sedatives and a leash
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.