everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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