i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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