this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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