In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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