Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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