i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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