Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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