Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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