After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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