Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis