Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.