I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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