I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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