I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Randomize
