shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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