I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you win again, gameday.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
