We should be called the Road Head Warriors
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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