i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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