ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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