ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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