the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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